Stupid family conversations...

My family has a very funny sense of humor. Occasionally we can have a bit of a potty mouth and some of our jokes can be a little um... below the belt at times. Facebook has been a wonderful outlet for most of these jokes so I thought it would be funny to post some of our funny conversations on here for your enjoyment.
It started with the status line "Open your boobies Mommy, I want to make milk"

•  bahahahahaha

  22 hours ago ·  · 
• Me:
  

   I could make a book from all of his lines... this one tops them all so far.

  22 hours ago ·  · 
• L:
  

   Stop letting him milk you!

  21 hours ago ·  · 
• Me:
  

   ya right... thats a nono

  21 hours ago ·  · 
• D:
  

   This is getting uncomfortably wierd.

  21 hours ago ·  · 
• Me:
  

   haha, you think this is uncomfortable, you should hear him talk about other parts of the body...

  21 hours ago ·  · 
• D:
  

   Well quit parading all your body parts around him then!

  21 hours ago ·  · 
• L:
  

   Lol, they are one of 'those' kinds of fmailies..

  20 hours ago ·  · 
• D:
  

   Yeah. Gavins friends will be coming over ALL the time when he gets older..... Lol

  20 hours ago ·  · 
• M:
  

   If you jump a lot, he might get butter.

  19 hours ago ·  · 
•  P:
  you guys should be on Montel!

  19 hours ago ·  · 
• Me:
  

   oh jeez people, you are all SICK!! He's two! Dan, you were breast fed till you were 7 so you shouldn't talk. haha

  19 hours ago ·  · 
• L:
  

   Ohhh puke!

  19 hours ago ·  · 
• J:
  

   Hey you guys, other people can read this stuff too. ;)

  18 hours ago ·  · 
• J:
  

   ‎7!!!! EWWWW

  18 hours ago ·  · 
• D:
  

   I was not breast fed until I was 7. Alisha was breast fed until her teeth came in, she then stopped, then was aloud to continue again when she lost her two front teeth....

  17 hours ago ·  · 
• T:
  

   Ha ha ha - love all this sibling stuff!

  14 hours ago ·  · 
• L:
  

   Lol

  13 hours ago ·  ·